Thursday, May 10, 2012

Graham Parke Guest Post

Unspent Time Launch Party</h1>
Get free books and win a <font color=red>Kindle Fire</font> or a <font color=blue>Kindle Touch</font></h4>
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Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%*
<small>(* These statements have not been evaluated by any person of consequence!)</small>
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From the award winning author of ‘No Hope for Gomez!’ comes a collection of impossible tales. Permeating the cracks between the past and the present is the realm of Unspent Time; time that was allotted but never spent. This is where we find the stories that could have been true.

Such as the story of Kiala, whose caretaker disappears one day, leaving her as the sole Huntress to battle the giant octopi to feed her village. Or the revealing tale of Goki Feng Ho, the ancient Chinese art of decoding the meaning of car license plates. And the heartbreaking story of the man responsible for choosing the colors of the insides of your shoes. And let’s not forget the story behind Unspent Time itself, the metaphysical ramifications of which will leave the scientific community feeling mostly indifferent about it for decades to come… 

For the launch of the new novel I decided to discount it to $0.99 for today (PC and eBook), give away some exclusive content, and raffle off two Kindles. All entrants will get:
<li>An exclusive spin-off novelette (not available for purchase anywhere!) </li>
<li>Making of Gomez: behind the scenes eBook</li>
<li>Signature for their paperback or kindle edition</li>
<li>Chance to win a Kindle <font color=red>Fire</font> or a Kindle <font color=blue>Touch</font></li>
(Prizes can be traded for Amazon gift certificates if you already own them.)
<font color=red><b>Just email your receipt to to enter. </font></b>
Each purchase counts, so stock up on birthday presents (for people you don't like that much, for instance) The discount ends today, but be sure to send the receipts no later than June 1st. 

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(Or order the books from any bookstore.)
Coupon code for today: <b>ZB77D</b>

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<b> Sound bites from Unspent Time: </b>

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.” 

“I didn’t actually want to do it,” Kiala told the boy. “The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.”

“Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.” 

<b>Here's what reviewers had to say:</b>

<i>"A veritable page turner of nonstop laughs!"</i><a href=""> -- Reader Views</a>
<i>"An unputdownable read. a Coens Brothers' film in book form." </i> <a href="$spindb.query.listreview2.booknew.18866"> -- </a>
<i>“Extremely witty and clever writing.”</i> <a href=""> -- California Chronicle</a>
<i>"A Party for your Brain!"</i> -- Warren Baxter

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Graham Parke is responsible for a number of technical publications and has recently patented a self-folding map. He has been described as both a humanitarian and a pathological liar. Convincing evidence to support either allegation has yet to be produced.
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